thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

danisplayground:

deepfriedtwinkie:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG A CORGI PLAYING WITH THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING

Happiness is enjoying the little things.

He’s going to get hours of enjoyment out of this :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

danisplayground:

deepfriedtwinkie:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG A CORGI PLAYING WITH THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING

Happiness is enjoying the little things.

He’s going to get hours of enjoyment out of this :D

Is it bad that my knowledge of how to speak Japanese is most about marrying apple juice, throwing vending machines, and eel oil?

Mischief managed

Smokescreen is onto me! *rolls away quickly*

noblespark asked: I see what my Banana mistress returns.

You don’t know that I’m female…..

tagged → #noblespark

((Sorry everyone! I’ll be on and off a lot because honor band and AP Lit books unu))

bowwieldingprincess asked: WHY HELLO THERE.

Hello

((My senpais from my other accounts are finding me))

askthebanana asked: Hello friend

the-magical-anonymous-jester:

askthebanana:

the-magical-anonymous-jester:

askthebanana:

the-magical-anonymous-jester:

"A talking banana?! At this point, I really shouldn’t be surprised. Hi?"

"Have you accepted Photosynthesis into your life?"

"But I’m not a plant; I don’t have the cells necessary to undergo photosynthesis whether I want to or not."

"Would you like to accept Photosynthesis as your lord and saviour?"

"You’re some sort of door-to-door religious salesbanana? Alright, show me a pamphlet; give me a reason to convert if you what me to devote myself to a scientific process that I can neither perform nor require!"

"There are no pamphlets, just blood sacrifices to the trees to keep them thriving."

"Join us."

tagged → #theMAjester