I'm a banana!

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• Question: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I’m going to take anonymous away and find out who you are you dumb ass bastard. I am in no mood for this bull crap!

Source: humortrain

Source: humortrain

Source: humortrain

• Question: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I am 119, I need to GAIN weight. Now go AWAY before I hunt you down and maul you into porridge and use you to bake my bread!

Males go here

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a-trex:

a-trex:

reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D

still doing this, and have done it for everyone so far!

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Not this blog, but I have one :/

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this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

xwhatilovethemost:

1. open Google translate

2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese

3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english

4.

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