I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG A CORGI PLAYING WITH THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING
Happiness is enjoying the little things.
He’s going to get hours of enjoyment out of this :D
Is it bad that my knowledge of how to speak Japanese is most about marrying apple juice, throwing vending machines, and eel oil?
You don’t know that I’m female…..
((Sorry everyone! I’ll be on and off a lot because honor band and AP Lit books unu))
"A talking banana?! At this point, I really shouldn’t be surprised. Hi?"
"Have you accepted Photosynthesis into your life?"
"But I’m not a plant; I don’t have the cells necessary to undergo photosynthesis whether I want to or not."
"Would you like to accept Photosynthesis as your lord and saviour?"
"You’re some sort of door-to-door religious salesbanana? Alright, show me a pamphlet; give me a reason to convert if you what me to devote myself to a scientific process that I can neither perform nor require!"
"There are no pamphlets, just blood sacrifices to the trees to keep them thriving."